ELEPHANT STEW

1    Elephant
Seasoned brown gravy
2    Rabbits  (optional)

Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces.  This should take about 2 months.

Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465F.

This will serve 3,800 people.  If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.
Do this ONLY IF NECESSARY as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

Anon
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